Friday, June 1, 2012

How to survive a day with my sister

One of the things that I have learned to survive and commonly go through in my life is a day with my sister.Don't get me wrong i love my sister but at some points i have to sit there and wonder ow on earth me and her are related.of course being an older sister im oing to go through some problems with my sister but if I know m going to be spending a day with her i have to make some percautions, but knwing nmy sister this is advice for everyone that I know.

Make sure your not already annoyed.
My sister is a loud person. with a personality like no other. some people like her and well some people CANT STAND HER. But if you are already annoyed don't be around her. She is a very loud person that likes to cling to people. Some times i have my friends go up to me and ask that i have my sister stop texting them. Its not her fault she is a very social person. But i think the age diffrence between her and the people that she tries to talk to is to big for them to tolerate.

Have plenty of sleep
My sister is not just loud but she is active to. if you spend a day with her you better be ready to be doing stuff all day. The child id not even restful when she watches tv she has to change the channel every five minutes. which I don't mind because tv is probably the stupidest invention in the world but she can not stop being hyper. She is active child who can get board easily so you must be prepared to change fro tag to soccer to kickball to tag agi in the matter if minutes.

Have your phone and ipod fully charged
My sister is most likely the biggest Justin bieber fan on the earth, there are days when she runs around singing his songs over and over and over again. i still pray everyday that she doesn't remember her Justin bieber cd that i smartly hid for safety precautions. When she dose have him on her mind you better have your ipod or mp3 player ready to be usedall day at full blas because it is the only wall between you and the idiotic lyrics to his song "Baby". Not only should you have you ipod chareged but have a phone to so at any moment you can pick it up and text someone so you can get 20 seconds away from her and be in youe own zone.

Have a book ready to read
My sister is a..... diffrent person that likes to be active and sometimes I cant handle it so when ever I am with her I make sure that I have a book. When ever someone had an intersting book my sister knows not to bother them. She also thinks that its pointless trying to talk to someone when they are trying to read. And honestly my sister will read anything as long as you tell her that its the best book you have ever read. when ever my sister sees someone with a book she automatically know that you have intentions on reading it. she also realizes that she should find something quiet to do instead of listening and singing Justin Bieber because it is a huge disterbance.

Last resort
Ok Im not saying you should start off with this move but always keep it open as an option. if she has been bothering you all day and you cant handle it anymore just simply reach down take off you're shoe and not her out cold. I mean if you have an annoying little girl that wont stop singing the Justin Bieber song "baby"  knocking her out with a shoe is very satisfying. I know how rude it sounds to just hit her over the head with your stinky old she but once you have been put in my position then you will definatly see the benifits of it. But seriously dont be a mean jerk and just go to to her and hit her over the head wait a while. Worn her about five times. Take off you shoe and act like you gonna do it about three times. And if she still dose it then she is still bothering then she desurves to be hit with a shoe.

My sister is a diffrent person that would be cool to talk to if she knew were her boundries were. this ios exactly how you should handle a day with her. Dont start iff with the last resort first though. Giver her a chance. and if you ever spend as day with my sister. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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